ohhh i like ancient bert and ernie
i missed you
YOSHIDA WHAT DOES THAT MEANNNNNNN
Im personally voting for bo staff/staff :O
A collection of theories I’ve seen so far:
- They’re green, so Green Mage
- They’re ninjas, so it will have the same scouting gear
- They’re named after four famous artists, so Painter/Pictomancer
- They’re mutants, so … mutants
- Hooded WoL, magic enchanted sword(?), Master Splinter combined is like Thunder God Cid, so Sword Saint
- pirates vs ninjas, so Corsair/Pirate/Buccaneer
And my personal favorite:
- Turtles -> “I like turtles” boy -> zombie makeup -> necromancer finally
One of the most insanely creative takes I saw was somebody on reddit mentioning the TMNT: Turtles in Time side scrolling brawler game from 1991, and then making the point that the ranged magic dps could be TIME MAGE.
But honestly Pictomancer is REALLY on the nose it makes a lot of sense.
yknow what? beastmaster because they’re turtles
fools. it’s pizza delivery driver.
so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone’s blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it’s just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else’s apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch
reblog if i can wander into your apartment (blog) and make myself lunch (like and reblog as if it’s my dash)
Love the use of ‘the,’ here.
one of my favorite bits of minor coerthan lore is that there’s an abandoned castrum (castrum aquilonis) that they stopped construction on because of how tremendously shitty coerthan weather is now. the garleans – from garlemald! notorious for its harsh conditions and shitty weather! – took one look around coerthas and said, “actually, fuck this.”
this is after they sent a spy to infiltrate ishgard & lost her. thing is, lucia received the ranking of “goe” before her defection: that places her at the same social rank as rulers of imperial territories and provinces, and among the frumentarii, it would indicate leadership. she was not just a normal field operative, she was a major resource for the empire. and she took one look at aymeric and said, “ummmm yeah i’m catholic now.”
ishgard racking up Ws and clowning on the most powerful country in the known world at every turn just by existing in the mountains and having cold weather and hot elves. that is so funny to me
my stupid fucking aunt loraine bought us an air friar for our wedding present 🤦♀️ the apartments barely big enough for the two of us now weve got this dumb asshole flying around preaching at us … every time i get a migraine he tries to give me herbs and poultices 🙄














